Said By Brad

I know I’ve made a lot of blog posts about Australia in the past. Given a lot of reasons why I think it’s a bad country. But now I have the ultimate, definitive, infallible argument that proves my point.

Name: KT AND BB | E-mail: beach_bebe1@hotmail.com | IP: 203.36.44.14

1. Do you think you’re accent is any better? English people have the worst accent ever! Every time a stupid pom speaks I feel like throwing something at their fat head! Australians do not sound retarded when we speak, your just jealous that when you say our slang you sound retarded.
2. We’re just going to ignore that, you’re obviously too dumb to understand culture. Beer is awesome, you don’t like it your gay because all guys like beer. You’re gay, aren’t ya?
3. We’re not funny? LMAO wtf you guys have the worst humour ever! A show like’ little Britain’, more like little piece of shit it’s the biggest piece of kanga shit ever! Our humour uses real life situations and makes jokes of the idiocy of English people. We have wit, you don’t. English jokes are sooooooo lame and boring.
4. Every country has immigrants you ignorant dumbshit. Don’t you know anything? You said in the about me section that you are so intelligent, you are the dumbest person I no maybe you should get your facts right before you go making assumptions about a great country like Australia.
5. Lol George bush anyone? Excuse me, ok so jonny wasn’t the best for our prime minister and so ruddy aren’t that good either but it’s the people that work under him are the ones making the real difference in our country. Ever heard of Peter Garrett? He is our environmental minister and he is doing a great job. SO GET FUCKED!!
6. RICKY PONTING HOW FUCKING DARE YOU SAYS HE SHOULD DIE I HOPE YOU DIE A PAINFUL DEATH. I HATE YOUR FUCKING GUTS MATE YOU JUST DONT SAY THAT A LEGEND OF CRICKET AND AUSTRALIA SHOULD DIE. YOU’RE A FUCKING BASTARD. AUSTRALIA IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN ENGLAND AT CRICKET YOU’RE JUST JELOUS THAT WE HAVE SUCH A GREAT CAPTAIN LIKE RICKY. MICHAEL VAUGHAN SHOULD DIE. YEAH HOW DO YOU LIKE IT WHEN I SAY THAT? OH THATS RIGHT YOUR A LOSER FAT NERD THAT PLAYS COMPUTER GAMES SO YOU DONT NO ANYTHING ABOUT CRICKET, YOU PROBALLY DONT EVEN NO HOW VAUGAN IS DO U?? GET A LIFE SERIOUSLY DONT FUCKING SAY SHIT BOUT RICKY. DIE MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!
7. Actually we did try and rebut your lame ass points. The only idiot around here is you. We’re all having a riot over laughing about how lame you are. Everyone is saying how you’re one of those guys who is the scum of the earth and you aren’t worth the shit of our feet. You’ll never be happy unless you’re dissing other people and other cultures. You’re so immature, come contact us when your balls drop you fat ball of shit. I seriously feel sorry for you, we’re trying to see your point of view but I don’t think we would be able to get our heads so far up our ass that it interferes with our brain! ILY XXOXO YOU FUCKING GREASEY NERD, SHIT BRICK, WANKER HOLE, LOSER OF ENGLAND WHICH IS A HELL HOLE THATS JELOUS OF US AUSSIES. GET FUCKED YOU BASTARD WANKER  FUCK YOU BRO!!

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Those people live there.

Brb, I have a plane to catch.

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I browse a number of internet forums. All of them are different in many ways, but they are also the same in many ways as well. One of the similarities they all share is a certain portion of their population that pertain to know-it-all stereotypes. Adolescents who think at the grand old age of 16 they have championed every philosophical debate, and know the answer to every question and every dilemma life may happen to throw at them. Or at least they act like they do.

The internet is not only a good place to remain annoymous, it’s also a good place to disguise true intelligence. I know plenty of intelligent people in real life who act like, and come across as complete dumbasses on the internet. So I don’t think for one second that anybody who I happen to come across on a net forum is as intelligent, or not, as their posts may tend to suggest. I know many people like to project a persona of intelligence. That’s obvious from simply looking at their posts, their signatures, the quotes or words they happen to put therein. Quoting Darwin, Dawkins, Nietzsche, Marx or any other great thinker or philosopher does not make you look intelligent.

Taking somebody elses words and holding them up as absolute truth and brilliance is not intelligent either. It is the exact opposite. To simply accept something as truth because X person said it is the exact same quality that so many of you charlatans ridicule within religion. You say people are idiots for believing the bible just because people tell them to. Yet you believe what people say just because of who they are. Is that not on the same level of idiocy? I am not defending religion, or people who believe the bible. I am simply pointing out the blatant hypocrisy.

If you are all as intelligent and wise as you would like your posts to project, why not go out in to the world and do something worthwhile with your time? You see, I feel if the topics that are debated on the internet forums, were to take place in a real debating society. None of you idiots would have the balls to stand up and say the things you post.

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In WoW raiding…

Now to those of you who don’t play WoW. You may be unfamiliar with the concept of ‘raiding’. So I’ll clarify this for you now as much of this post won’t make sense without that knowledge. When you reach the max level in WoW (currently 70) there are a number of ‘raid dungeons’ you can go and kill monsters in. But you can’t do this alone, you’ll need to join a raiding guild. Raids typically require 25 people to kill ‘bosses’ and other mobs in difficult high end dungeons. Here are some quick examples of WoW bosses. Those of you who have played WC3 but not WoW may recognise some of them;

Now these fights can be quite complex, they require a great deal of co-ordination and skill (as skillfull as a game like WoW can be) to take them down. They aren’t difficult per say, but everyone in your raid has to know what they’re doing. And when new content comes out and people are unaware of how to kill the newest bosses. The world best raiding guilds are really distinguished from the mediocre ones. Most of the top guilds race to get the ‘world first kill’ on new bosses. This creates rivalry, not just between guilds, but between Europe and North America (+ Australia) since the two server regions in WoW are split.

In the past 2 years of raiding a European guild called Nihilum has dominated the majority of world first kills. And in general European guilds get the majority of world first kills, and generally steam roll content before American ones do. What makes this even more hilarious is that the Americans have had a 24 hour head start on EVERY boss for the past 2 years (apart from one I think). The US servers come down for maintinence every tuesday, and any new content is added and the game is updated then. The European servers don’t come down for maintinence and to get any new content until wednesday. The yanks have a full days advantange and still lose out on the majority of the first kills. This has obviously made the Americans extremely bitter. As any time new content pops up the US raiding forums fills with threads about how all Europeans live on welfare and play WoW 7 days a week. Or how the ones that do work only have to work 30 hours a week. It basically resorts to shit slinging. And it’s always the Americans that start it. It’s actually going on right now. A new boss has just been added to the game and all the top guilds are racing to get the first kill on him. I highly doubt any American guild will get the kill first. Looks to be between two European guilds.

Check out this thread in the US wow raiding forums. It’s much less a discussion about raiding and more a discussion on WW2 and how America ’saved Europes ass’ spliced with varius other patriotic American shit and excuses for why they fail at something as simple as a game even when they have the clear advantage. I guess co-ordination, team work, and logic is too much to expect from your average American WoW player.

Read the thread, even if you know nothing about WoW. It’ll give you some laughs.

Europe > America. Even when it comes down to something as simple as video games.

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Just posting a quick note here and this blog may remain like this for some time. I have found myself having less and less time online recently and even when I’m online I have no real desire or subject matter to blog. I’ll be back sometime. Might be a few weeks, might even be a few months, I really don’t know. But for now, I have more important things to contend with.

I’ll be back.

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I watched a program on television last night that was titled ‘Immigration - An Inconvenient Truth’. It presented, I felt, a rather biased account of the current state of Britain as a community and argued that immigration is ‘fragmenting’ our community and is harmful to the nation as a whole. They even went as far as quoting lines from Enoch Powell’s infamous ‘Rivers of Blood’ speech and implied his controversial opinion was being vindicated.

My opinions on immigration are rather mixed. The majority of the people I know, friends and family, follow the stereotypical ‘I don’t want them coming over here and stealing our jobs’ view. I don’t agree with this so much. I’m all for legal immigration, I believe it should be moderated, but if immigrants want to work, I see nothing wrong with this. I don’t believe just because I was born in this country it gives me a right to a job here more than a Somali or an Indian immigrant. I think for the most part immigrants ’steal’ jobs is because a great deal of young English people who go out looking for work are lazy bastards. They’ve grown up in a semi comfortable family environment and have never really learned the value of hard work. Minimum wage and a menial job isn’t exactly going to get them salivating. Where as an immigrant from a much poorer country who has probably had a much more difficult life would be much more willing and dedicated. I’m not saying this is the hard and fast rule, but I think it applies in a great number of situations. It’s not about immigrants ’stealing’ jobs. It’s just about them having a better work ethic, mostly.

Where I do start to object to immigration is when communities of immigrants become so large that they almost.. form a ‘parasite’ community if you will, within a larger pre-existing community. When there are so many immigrants they have no need to mix and socialize and fit in to this countries way of doing things. I strongly believe if you move to another country and intend to work and live there for a long time you should do your best to fit in. You shouldn’t segregate yourself and split yourself off from the pre-existing residents. You should do your best to mix, and you should certainly be able to speak the language. That should go without saying but it never ceases to amaze me how many people you come across in this country with little to no grasp of basic English.

I think this is why most people are against immigration. The majority of immigrants in this country don’t integrate themselves. They stay separated. They don’t mix, they don’t seem like a part of the community. They isolate themselves in effect. And in addition to this they also want to bring in laws and rules from their own countries. This is mostly motivated by religion and only adds to the segregation.

This segregation, in my opinion, is what puts the majority of people off immigration.

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Now for the 2nd time in a few weeks somebody has called in to question my behaviour as an admin. For some reason people think just because I have the title of admin that means I’m obligated to be some shining angel of virtue and valour, who is perfectly prepared to wipe the shit from your ass. Well guess what kids, I’m not.

And you know what, it’s not like I’m mean to everybody. I treat people how their behaviour warrants. If you run around posting stupid argumentative threads and try and pick a fight with any person who does as much as express an opinion, or you feel that your post count or join date makes you superior to anyone else. Then I will treat you with the contempt and attitude you deserve. I do not feel that my position affects this in any way. If I felt it did I would step down. I am not, and never will be in the habit of treating assholes as anything other than assholes.

But on the flip side; if you’re a perfectly reasonable community member and do not tread in to the realms of idiocy. I will treat you with nothing but the respect you deserve. It’s far too easy to be a complete asshole on the internet. Anybody who acts in a kind and reasonable manner deserves nothing less than respect and good words.

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Australian Father, Daughter Reveal Sexual Relationship That Led to Birth of Two Children

Ahahahahaha

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Lets go over a few things shall we?

First of all, you accuse Shane of being ‘like Mugabe, the RIAA and Scientology’. ‘Crushing any competition’. What did you expect us to do? Sit back and let you play your little games? Are you really that fucking stupid? If we had a chance to stop you, we would have taken it. But that’s just the thing, we didn’t have to do anything to stop you. We didn’t try and tempt Anubis away from Vantage, he offered his services to Shane and the informer. He even said himself that he’d pick the Informer over Vantage. We didn’t have to force any conditions on him. Shows you how much people value you, your skills, and your ability to get things done doesn’t it? They choose to work with people you look down to, on projects you look down on, over work on your projects with you? Stop now and think long and hard about what that says about how people view you.

Secondly, your criticism of Shane ‘Crushing Vantage rather than listening to those who speak out against it’. Do you have the memory of a goldfish or are you really fucking dumb? You spoke out against the Informer and listed a whole bunch of things you wanted changed when you were still part of it. And we agreed to most of the changes and agreed to implement them. But still you made a big dramatic exit. We listened to you, and we were even willing to meet most of your ‘demands’. But you seemed to treat us like some sort of pet dog. Who is to heel to your demands exactly where and when you say. You expected us to treat you as an equal, when your childish and immature behaviour clearly didn’t warrant it.

And on a final note. It’s hilarious how you try and pin every evil analogy you can on Shane. Do you really think out of myself and Shane he’s the more evil and spiteful one? Really now. Think about it. Call yourself intelligent?

Good bye. You won’t be missed. And don’t let your huge ego hit the door on your way out.

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To those who don’t know what Vantage is;

MattVortex left the Informer a few weeks back. Despite the fact a few days earlier we had agreed to make a large number of changes he had suggested to improve the Informer. A short while after he left we heard from various sources he was planning to start his own version of the Informer under the code name ‘Vantage’. We found out way before he posted those forum topics with the signatures. Then one of his writers left for the informer and he made the forum topic, and then his blog post accusing myself and Shane of ‘crushing any opposition’.

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.. Must everyone who publicly disagrees with me be a fucking retard.

As I log in to wordpress this morning I notice two new comments have been left on an old post (One about vegetarians) And from the moment I see the post and the fact there has been comments on it I know what they are going to say. I go to read them and surprise surprise, it’s some inbred retard spewing some crap. Obviously disagreeing with me, but not actually bothering to state, in any reasonable context, why. Instead just doing what every single person who strongly disagrees with me does, and tries to insult me. The saddest thing of all is they can’t even do that well, they just slap fuck or shit or cunt every other word and then step back and think they’ve done a fine and dandy job.

As I’ve stated time and again, I do not care if people agree with me or not. If people want to disagree with me, that is absolutely fine. What I post on here are just my opinions. And anyone and everyone is free to tell me I’m wrong if they think so. How they choose to go about telling me I’m wrong though is quite indicative of how valid their opinion might be. Seems like almost everyone who chooses to disagree with me does so in the insulting and swearing vein. Without actually stating any valid reasons as to why they think I’m wrong. If people just chose to state their reasons as to why they think I’m wrong then I’d be totally fine with that. I might even have half an ounce of respect for them.

But apparently that’s too difficult for people. Which only validates my opinion more, and invalidates theirs.

Oh and just for those interested (as I’m guess most of you will be) Here are the two comments in queston:

Name: tay | E-mail: cage234@aim.com | URI: http://myspace | IP: 71.188.239.135

okay you listen here you fucking dick, vegetarians only purpose is to save lives, for you to say we are assholes and we think we are superior to the world, well fuck you, go to hell you must find yourself superior if you have the nerve to bad mouth these amazing people! so you can go straight to hell, cause that is where you fucking belong! you are an extremely oppinianated, bigheaded, quick to judge, fucking son of a bitch. you dumb asshole! and kash honey you can shut your fucking mouth too, so can all of you, because you can believe what you want cause we are the ones who have a purpose in life greater than reproducing, and eating, and by the way kash if you drive a car you cause global warming to, and farmers cause air pollution! so fuck you, you dumb cunt.

Name: brittany | E-mail: brittany4266667@yahoo.com | URI: http://myspace | IP: 71.188.239.135

Okay why say a bunch of shit about vegetarians when its there life and they can do what they want. and your a fucking asshole. Animals have feeling too how would you like it if i took you stupid ass to the Slaughter house and slaughterd you? You need to go to Hell! And keep your oppinions to yourself. And you say there all asshole but you dont even know them! So shut the fuck up and get a Life!
-Brittany!

I laughed at the fact both of them put ‘Myspace’ as their website. Probably just some idiot 12 year olds. And the top one looks as if he’s just learned what swear words are. The spelling is also abysmal and the ‘go to hell where you belong’ remark really made my day.

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Now I don’t eat baked beans often, I’ve always considered them somewhat of a breakfast/lunch food, and I rarely eat either of those. But while rummaging through my friends cupboards the other day (Innuendo!) I happened to come across a tin that said ‘Heinz Beanz’ on it. Wtf? Since when did they replace beans with beanz? Replacing ‘Ss’ with ‘Zs’ is fucking retarded on any word. My friend pointed out it may well be because Heinz ends in a Z and it has a more rhythmic sound to it. Regardless, it was probably changed to try and make them ‘cool’ and appeal to younger people.

Now one; the whole concept of making baked beans ‘cool’ is retarded. I don’t know anybody who eats a food because it’s considered ‘cool’ and I don’t think anyone with two brain cells does. I eat a food because it fucking tastes good. And secondly; how many teenagers and young people do the shopping in their house? Exactly.

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